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Hank is the only son
of an Oakland, California, cement truck driver named Bob
and a beauty contest winner from neighboring Fremont named
Constance. His parents, both rock-ribbed Nixon Republicans,
wanted better lives for their children and worked hard and
pushed them to work hard, too. And they did.
Perhaps it was fate that
decreed that Hank Campbell would come of age during the
early golden days of what some euphemistically call the
Reagan Era -- "Dutch" became his demigod and Reaganomics
his mantra. In high school Hank named his 80,000 mile '72
Chevy Camaro SS 396 the "Supply Sider."
A fine athlete and straight-arrow
kid, Hank dated the fourth cheerleader most of his senior
year and was class vice-president. Average grades in life
sciences kept him out of the running for military academy
appointments (his irate dad blamed it on reverse discrimination
and affirmative action, not necessarily in that order).
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Hank's
favorite.
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"I
did not pinch or fondle that stewardess."
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Like
taking off from the roof of a K-Mart.
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Hank's
next life-goal.
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But Hank shrugged off
the disappointment, enlisted in the Navy, took officer training,
discovered he loved to fly, and ended up piloting "Prowlers"
off of and onto aircraft carriers.
Although he spent most
of his time protecting southern Florida, Hank got his shot
at real action in the Gulf War. There, he picked up a few
combat decorations, some scars hidden way down deep, and
a whole new outlook on the "glory" idea of history.
Always thinking of his
future, Hank was savvy enough to make the right contacts
in the Navy. So, when he fulfilled his service-hitch, he
went right to work for a buddy's high-flying southeastern
U.S. commuter airline. Visions of the first seat in a big
jet danced before Hank's eyes.
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Not long after he came
out of the Navy, Hank met a perky little flight attendant
named DeeDee who seemed to be life's answer to every question.
Flush with his dreams of the future, Hank bought a "starter"
condo outside Atlanta and started pricing engagement rings.
Life looked great.
Then, one not so fine
day, his condo floated off thanks to a hurricane, his fiancée
dumped him for a website guru and moved to Utah, and that
high-flying commuter airline augured into Chapter 11.
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Desperate, knee-deep
in his own living room, grasping at straws, Hank clutched
at an old offer made by his former Navy crew chief, Jack
Waller, rapidly re-prioritized his life-goals, and journeyed
to Poco Cabesa to again seek his fortune.
Upon his arrival on the
island of Poco Cabesa, businesslike and well-organized Hank
is appalled by his buddy's slipshod business practices (not
to mention Jack's, shall we say, unusual lifestyle). He's
even less impressed with Poco Cabesa itself.
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But Hank's negative first
impression is softened by an important and inadvertent introduction
to spirited local resort operator, Emma
Riley, and he made a snap decision (something alien
to his character).
Hank decides to stay
and make FTE a profitable enterprise, dragging Jack along
kicking and screaming if he must.
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By trying, we can
easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
-- Mr. Twain |
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